2. Close the curtains BEFORE you change.
3. Stacking the shampoo bottles to make a step for your legs to shave is a no-no. The bottles are not architecturally sound and will collapse leading to legs butchered worse than before.
4. Germ X is your friend. Especially in times of swine flu explosions.
5. If you find a good parking spot--KEEP IT!
6. Don't eat salads every day. You WILL get sick.
7. Don't try to work out on the weight floor with the guys unless you have a real plan from a coach or trainer. You WILL be embarrassed.
8. Set two alarms. Just trust me.
9. Bring white or very dark t-shirts. Colored ones show sweat stains. Ew.
10. Track shorts and t-shirts are enough to live by. No need to get all cute. The boys are mean anyway.
11. Absolutely NO time for boys. At all.
12. Move for bikes. They do not move for you.
13. Neither do buses.
14. Make sure to see if the road you're trying to turn onto is a one-way. Before you turn.
15. Do NOT let people know about your ignorance surrounding the major sports teams. Just don't.
16. Do NOT wear any color combination that slightly resembles you rivalry team's colors.
17. DO bring lots of pictures and your favorite stuffed animal from home. Comfort at night.
18. Check to see the hours of the bookstores and dining halls. They do close. And sometimes early. Which leaves you hungry and without your books.
19. Remember your quarters when you walk all the way to do laundry.
20. Don't tell anyone you're a freshman.

3 comments:
Already a seasoned veteran. Spoken like someone who's been there. Great advice for anyone.
I always hated how some girls got all dressed up for classes....it was class, not club. Guys probably thought that was dumb anyway.
You learned all this in one week!! Just imagine what you'll know in four years. You should make sure all high school seniors read this. Great advice.
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